Squash, Just like grape

A great shinsei once taught me a valuable lesson:

Mayagi: Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later
[makes squish gesture]
Mayagi: get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do “yes” or karate do “no.” You karate do “guess so,”
[makes squish gesture]
Mayagi: just like grape. Understand?

most of the time I fell more like a squashed grape than a prize fighter. I think I’m in the middle of the road.


  1. Reply
    joel says

    hey man!

    I don’t get it! haha,

    remember how you would always break the bats at any batting cage (and once in a video game batting thing-the batt flew and broke the mechine)

    i don’t think your a squashed grape. if you want to see a squashed grape look at me! talk about a looser!

  2. Reply
    joel says

    i mean loser

  3. Reply
    clintclifton says

    I don’t remember being a part of any shenanigans in college. You must be thinking of some other college buddy. Maybe we are both raisins- once ripe but now just shriveled and dry.

  4. Reply
    joel says

    we really scared Nathan Hendrix that time!!!! (Just about got our tooties kicked too!!!)

    good times for sure!

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