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Clint's Life – Act 4, Scene 2 (Action)

photo1Doctor: It’s the male equivalent to child birth… you have a kidney stone… actually you have a lot of kidney stones but only one is the problem now.

Clint: how big is it?

Doctor: maybe four millimeters

Clint: that doesn’t sound very big!

Doctor: well the tube it has to travel through isn’t quite that big.

Clint: ohh…How far does it have to travel?

Doctor: about 14 inches.

Clint: how far has it gone?

Doctor: About 13 1/2 inches.

Clint: (optimistically) oh! good, then it should be over soon?

Doctor: Could be a day… could be a year.

(Dr exits, lights dim)

(Picture Courtney of Jennifer Clifton Photography)

Comments(7)

  1. Reply
    Ellis says

    Ouch! Sorry brother, but congrats on the new baby!!! (and I mean the one Jennifer will have, not the one you are having right now)

  2. Reply
    David Orn Sveinbjornsson says

    Ouch! –> was exactly the same thing that popped into my mind when I read this! I hope the ordeal will be over sooner rather than in a whole year!

  3. Reply
    Michael says

    I’m literally squirming in my seat now…

  4. Reply
    clintclifton says

    FYI- The stone passed and all is back to normal…

    It only took about 24 hours.

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    aletheiaodu says

    DUDE… PRAYING FOR YOU AND THAT THERE WAS NO PERMANENT DAMAGE! LOVE YOU BRO

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    karen says

    I am sorry for your pain, but don’t try try to get female sympathy. LISTEN TO ME—-THERE IS NO, I REPEAT NO PAIN EQUAL TO CHILDBIRTH. You try birthing a 10 and 9 lb baby—go ahead and then tell me about pain.

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    Becky says

    aw. that stinks, ive had them before…and yep. they really hurt!
    glad to hear that you are better though!

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